Instead of really living her life, since losing her mother at age seven, Seattle lawyer Amy Myer sticks to a ridiculously detailed time-line mother drew as a guideline in all walks of life, even love in search of marriage with 'number 7'. Dumb and stupid stuff, but just wait till you see the crazy fights and painful stunts that has the kids kicked through windows, punched through walls and tossed around like rag dolls. Lucky Seven es una película dirigida por Chao Chen-Kuo con Chan Chia-Ming, Chang Yi-Teng, Cheng Wei-Pai, Chin Pin, .... Año: 1986. Tung-An Lin. With Chai-Ming Chang, Yi-Teng Chang, Wei-Pai Cheng, Pin Chin.
That is an exact quote from the white suit wearing villain in "Seven Lucky Ninja Kids", a whacky little Taiwanese children's action film shot in 1986 filled with bad language, racist jokes involving a black kung fu master as well as some Argentinians, bloody gunshots to the heads, and blatant child abuse.
Apparently, one of them was on a business trip. Just imagine if Hong Kong made a live action Disney film based on kung fu kids beating up adults only to get beat down badly by the adults at their own game, that is how Lucky Seven is.
Wei-Pai Cheng.
After an awesome opening credit sequence, where we meet each character along with their English nicknames, the film opens with six of the "Lucky Seven" meeting one of their own at the airport. Very much so.Warum führ ich Lucky Seven bei meinen Guilty Pleasures?Surprisingly a really fun kiddie kung fu movie, that knows that the 7 main characters are kids, but doesn't has them acting retarded. Bumpkin. But the movie is batshit insane and just goes crazier as it gets to the surprisingly violent climax, so there is at least plenty to enjoy... with the right group of people, at least.formulaic and adorable-filled over-the-top humor. The dub artists simply cannot keep up with the progressive existentialist…Warum führ ich Lucky Seven bei meinen Guilty Pleasures?That is an exact quote from the white suit wearing villain in "Seven Lucky Ninja Kids", a whacky little Taiwanese children's action film shot in 1986 filled with bad language, racist jokes involving a black kung fu master as well as some Argentinians, bloody gunshots to the heads, and blatant child abuse. They are running around and kick ass, while tons of copyright infringed music pops up. After they all return to their hotel room, all seven of…One of those perfect 'drinking with friends at 1 AM' movies. Not Yet Rated Esta película fue para mí una revelación, y conseguí a base de patadas y puñetazos que lo fuera para muchos otros a mi alrededor ¡Cómo puntuar con menos de un diez una película que ha contribuido en tanto a lo que ahora soy! Si alguna sinopsis cuenta demasiados detalles del argumento -o para corregir errores o completar datos de la ficha o fecha de estreno- puedes mandarnos un Los derechos de propiedad intelectual de las críticas corresponden a los correspondientes críticos y/o medios de comunicación de los que han sido extraídos.
This entire film is available on YouTube but I will post the ridiculous trailer and see for yourself.
Fong Ching. This entire film is available on YouTube but I will post the ridiculous trailer and see for yourself. Yes.
Synopsis: Seven child martial arts experts - Small Pepper, Bill Sh*t, Rocky, Hairy, Two Feet, Mut Head and Fatty - try to return a stolen diamond to its rightful owner. Release Date: 1986 Terribly made, nonsensical storytelling, bad performances - all the hallmarks of kidsploitation garbage. Apparently, one of them was on a business trip.
"Goddamned Seven Lucky Ninja Kids!"